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six eyes update

August 31st, 2010 | 2 Comments


So I got my glasses on Monday. The more rounded pair is for stuff which is close to me, like my dog is right now staring me in the face. The more rectangular pair is for the stuff which is further away, like you are right now wherever you are. After two days of this, I’m not really excited. I mean, I know I look all smarter and stuff. And if you were choosing a math team, I’m suddenly a candidate. But the close-range glasses are kind of giving me a headache, and I find that when I’m drawing, for instance, I’m more comfortable not wearing them. Not more comfortable like on my head. But comfortable like my eyeballs are less weary. On the other hand, when I’m staring at the computer reading TMZ or funny cat videos, the rounder glasses are definitely pretty clear and make everything more better.
The distance pair on the other hand are the cat’s pajamas, and I can see stuff that I didn’t know I wasn’t seeing before.

This is weird.


  1. Bobby.N says:

    Ehh, what a pain. I’ll probably have to succumb soon too.


  2. Brian says:

    Well it’s been a week and my world it is different. And in focus. Succumb, Bobby. (By the way, if I never wrote and told you how much I loved the Digested you sent, I’m an idiot. It’s really really great.

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