Tap tap tap… You hear something rapping on the door. Who is this fellow hanging around? Is it just candy that he wants?
This is Trick-or-Treater number 6 of 10 for the contest to name and describe the character. Get started! Winners announced on Halloween.
If you've told him once, you've told him 100 times, "Don't climb up on the roof of the porch! You're bound to fall off and break your head open!" But does he ever listen to you? No. He's just like his father. In one ear and out the other.
So, you leave him up there, all 35 pounds of him, trusting that if he does fall, he'll at least land in his pail, so you don't have so much to clean up.
"You hear me, Simon?! Don't make me come out there!"
Billy McFizzy
was feeling quite dizzy
spending Halloween night upside down.
It was really a shame,
for he was surely to blame,
that his grin looked far more like a frown.
The neighbors agreed,
"Why waste candy indeed
on a sad little vampire clown?"
Mr. Fester's quite a guy.
Goes to work in shirt and tie.
Polishes his hair each night,
Always nice and quite polite.
When you give him candy things,
"Fangs!" he says, and spreads his wings.
Pasty Hugh.
A little light on skin color. Calling him pasty might be overdoing it even. He often finds sunscreen in his trick or treat bag.