This is trick-or-treater number two for the contest I am having. Give him a name, and tell us who he is. Winners announced on Halloween.
This is Dudley Morgan. He's actually very frightened of the dark and he hates candy. But someone told him that mean people give out vegetables for Halloween and he's hoping for some broccoli.
He'd prowl the streets
Those tasty treats.
Came one by one
Claimed the gum.
Did what dentists do,
With little left left
When he was through.
A ghoulish fiend
with gaping maw
and horns a-top
Mary Ann Gerke was going to dress up as a ballerina this Halloween, though you wouldn't know it to look at her. She had gone into her closet to get out her costume, when she was accosted by a real live closet troll! The gruesome creature bit down on Mary Ann's head, and while she was able to defeat the troll, she found that her head was stuck in it's mouth, due to fast onset rigormortis. So, it looks like poor Mary Ann will have to be a troll for Halloween this year… and maybe for Thanksgiving and Christmas. How long does it take for a troll to decompose, anyway?
This is George. George is obsessed with trolls. He likes them so much that he decided not to wear a mask. George also decided if he couldn't be a real troll then he look and smell like one. So first George shaved his head very carefully with his father's electric razor, then George covered his face in as much green slime as he could find, then he superglued the plastic horns to his head. If you're wonder how he could get his ears to be so, well that's kinda how big they always are.
Reggie Van Cleeth
bought a mask full of teeth,
with the jawbone conspicuously gone.
So the neighbor next door,
(the fat one with the snore)
smirked, "When you're done,
would ya' please mow my lawn?"
This frightening sight is called Keller
He's quite an unusual feller
His head, you can tell
Is shaped like a bell
And his mask makes it look even beller!
When Luci Fer-Son wore her mask
She made the other children gasp.
Not because it was so scary
But because it wasn't hairy.
For you see, the horns on top
Had been hidden in her curly mop.
The horns stuck through, but not the hair –
She got great candy everywhere!
Moves ever so slow
From door to door
He says 'Yo'.
If you saw him,
You would know
That he was no average Joe.
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